Favre Has Decided!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Midnight_toker]

to remain undecided :razz:

[Parth]

to remain undecided :razz:
lmao u had me excitd dumbass

[STYLEgod]

Goodness, this just discovered in a Hattiesburg, Miss., garbage dumpster... a single sheet of crumpled paper that autograph experts at Upper Deck now say features the handwriting of Brett Lorenzo Favre.

At the top of the sheet, and underlined for emphasis, are the words, Why I Should Retire.

Why I should Retire?

Pro - Spend entire year in Hattiesburg.
Con - Spend entire year in Hattiesburg.
Pro - No more being chased by men with very large necks who want to hurt me.
Con - No more getting to be the lead blocker on a wide receiver reverse.
Pro - Finally realized that the "Frozen Tundra" is what my butt feels like in late December at Lambeau Field.
Pro - I'm 40-4 at Lambeau when the temperature at kickoff is 34 degrees or lower.
Con - My offensive line gave up more sacks than the paper-or-plastic checkout kid at Whole Foods (24 times last season, double the total of '04), and we just lost our starting center, Mike Flanagan, to the Houston Texans.
Pro - Even the bratwurst vendors knew we couldn't run the ball.
Arizona signed Edgerrin James. Dallas signed Terrell Owens. Washington signed Antwaan Randle El, Andre Carter and Adam Archuleta.
Con - We signed two guys I've never heard of, and a kicker. We're so desperate we'll probably spend some of our $19 million in extra salary-cap money on a kid from "Remember The Titans."
Pro - I threw only 20 touchdowns in '05 (just the third time in 15 seasons at Green Bay I've had 20 or less) and had a career-high and league-high 29 interceptions.
Con - Just two seasons ago I threw for 4,088 yards, 30 TDs and just 17 INTs.
Pro - Javon Walker, our Pro Bowl wide receiver who missed all but 37 minutes last season with a torn ACL, can't stand me and says he has "no interest" in being a Packer.
Con - Ahman Green, Robert Ferguson, Najeh Davenport and Bubba Franks are all coming off injuries.
Pro - I had to play parts of last year without two of our top three wide receivers, without two of our top three tight ends, and without our four best running backs.
Con - Is this any way for the Men's Journal "Toughest Guy In America" winner to talk?
Pro - I am so sick of this Lombardi stuff. There's Vincent T. Lombardi Junior High. There's Lombardi Avenue. There's McVince's. There's St. Vincent de Lombardi Church. Last season I got my truck oil changed at Jiffy Vince.
Con - I know this much about the old man -- we'd have an offensive line that could block ... and Javon Walker would have been traded to Buffalo by now. Or benched.
Pro - More time to film "Something About Mary" sequel with Cameron Diaz.
Con - That little putz Ben Stiller still gets the girl.
Pro - We've got the youngest head coach in the NFL. Head coaching experience for Mike McCarthy: 0 games.
Con - Daunte Culpepper is out of Minnesota. Bears QB Rex Grossman is coming off another injury. And Matt Millen is still the president of the Detroit Lions. You know, with a little luck we could win the NFC North.
Pro - I really don't look good in gold and green.
Con - Neither does Aaron Rodgers.
Pro - I can't handle another losing year.
Con - We play only three teams that reached the postseason in '05.
Pro - In 15 seasons with the Packers, I've suffered separated shoulders, thigh bruises, hip bruises, sprained ankles, sprained thumbs, broken thumbs, elbow tendinitis, sprained knee ligaments, concussions and sprained hands. Otherwise, I'm fine.
Con - I can still throw a football hard enough to knock over the Madden Cruiser.
Pro - I get to reintroduce myself to my wife Deanna, and my daughters Brittany and Breleigh.
Con - I don't get to say a proper goodbye to the Packers fans.
Pro - I get to leave the Land of Cheeseheads, nasal accents and weird Wisconsin words (bubbler = water fountain, pop = soda, stop and go = stoplight).
Con - No more seeing the look on those kids' faces when you let them carry your helmet and shoulder pads after a training-camp practice.
Pro - We're rebuilding.
Con - But we'll probably get Ohio State linebacker A.J. Hawk or Virginia offensive tackle D'Brickashaw Ferguson in the NFL draft. And we might be able to money-whip LaVar Arrington and Charles Woodson into coming here.
Pro - Can go fishing in winter without a reciprocating power saw, frostbite kit and worms dressed in North Face gear.
Con - Who cares? I'll make $10 million if I play another year.
Pro - We went 4-12 in '05.
Con - We went 4-12 in '05.

:ugh:

[Midnight_toker]

Goodness, this just discovered in a Hattiesburg, Miss., garbage dumpster... a single sheet of crumpled paper that autograph experts at Upper Deck now say features the handwriting of Brett Lorenzo Favre.

At the top of the sheet, and underlined for emphasis, are the words, Why I Should Retire.

Why I should Retire?

Pro - Spend entire year in Hattiesburg.
Con - Spend entire year in Hattiesburg.
Pro - No more being chased by men with very large necks who want to hurt me.
Con - No more getting to be the lead blocker on a wide receiver reverse.
Pro - Finally realized that the "Frozen Tundra" is what my butt feels like in late December at Lambeau Field.
Pro - I'm 40-4 at Lambeau when the temperature at kickoff is 34 degrees or lower.
Con - My offensive line gave up more sacks than the paper-or-plastic checkout kid at Whole Foods (24 times last season, double the total of '04), and we just lost our starting center, Mike Flanagan, to the Houston Texans.
Pro - Even the bratwurst vendors knew we couldn't run the ball.
Arizona signed Edgerrin James. Dallas signed Terrell Owens. Washington signed Antwaan Randle El, Andre Carter and Adam Archuleta.
Con - We signed two guys I've never heard of, and a kicker. We're so desperate we'll probably spend some of our $19 million in extra salary-cap money on a kid from "Remember The Titans."
Pro - I threw only 20 touchdowns in '05 (just the third time in 15 seasons at Green Bay I've had 20 or less) and had a career-high and league-high 29 interceptions.
Con - Just two seasons ago I threw for 4,088 yards, 30 TDs and just 17 INTs.
Pro - Javon Walker, our Pro Bowl wide receiver who missed all but 37 minutes last season with a torn ACL, can't stand me and says he has "no interest" in being a Packer.
Con - Ahman Green, Robert Ferguson, Najeh Davenport and Bubba Franks are all coming off injuries.
Pro - I had to play parts of last year without two of our top three wide receivers, without two of our top three tight ends, and without our four best running backs.
Con - Is this any way for the Men's Journal "Toughest Guy In America" winner to talk?
Pro - I am so sick of this Lombardi stuff. There's Vincent T. Lombardi Junior High. There's Lombardi Avenue. There's McVince's. There's St. Vincent de Lombardi Church. Last season I got my truck oil changed at Jiffy Vince.
Con - I know this much about the old man -- we'd have an offensive line that could block ... and Javon Walker would have been traded to Buffalo by now. Or benched.
Pro - More time to film "Something About Mary" sequel with Cameron Diaz.
Con - That little putz Ben Stiller still gets the girl.
Pro - We've got the youngest head coach in the NFL. Head coaching experience for Mike McCarthy: 0 games.
Con - Daunte Culpepper is out of Minnesota. Bears QB Rex Grossman is coming off another injury. And Matt Millen is still the president of the Detroit Lions. You know, with a little luck we could win the NFC North.
Pro - I really don't look good in gold and green.
Con - Neither does Aaron Rodgers.
Pro - I can't handle another losing year.
Con - We play only three teams that reached the postseason in '05.
Pro - In 15 seasons with the Packers, I've suffered separated shoulders, thigh bruises, hip bruises, sprained ankles, sprained thumbs, broken thumbs, elbow tendinitis, sprained knee ligaments, concussions and sprained hands. Otherwise, I'm fine.
Con - I can still throw a football hard enough to knock over the Madden Cruiser.
Pro - I get to reintroduce myself to my wife Deanna, and my daughters Brittany and Breleigh.
Con - I don't get to say a proper goodbye to the Packers fans.
Pro - I get to leave the Land of Cheeseheads, nasal accents and weird Wisconsin words (bubbler = water fountain, pop = soda, stop and go = stoplight).
Con - No more seeing the look on those kids' faces when you let them carry your helmet and shoulder pads after a training-camp practice.
Pro - We're rebuilding.
Con - But we'll probably get Ohio State linebacker A.J. Hawk or Virginia offensive tackle D'Brickashaw Ferguson in the NFL draft. And we might be able to money-whip LaVar Arrington and Charles Woodson into coming here.
Pro - Can go fishing in winter without a reciprocating power saw, frostbite kit and worms dressed in North Face gear.
Con - Who cares? I'll make $10 million if I play another year.
Pro - We went 4-12 in '05.
Con - We went 4-12 in '05.

:ugh:

lmao hilarious :razz:

btw parth sorry about that :razz: